From puc.cl!mfarah Fri Mar 10 20:13:56 1995 Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 Path: puc.cl!mfarah From: mfarah@ing.puc.cl (Miguel Farah F.) Subject: You Know You've Been Watching B5 Too Much When... Message-ID: <1995Mar10.230555.17559@tolten.puc.cl> Followup-To: poster Sender: news@tolten.puc.cl (News Manager) Nntp-Posting-Host: altar.ing.puc.cl Reply-To: mfarah@ing.puc.cl Organization: Pontificia Universidad Catolica de Chile X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL0] Date: Fri, 10 Mar 1995 23:05:55 GMT [This is a work of my own - remember it's humor! :-) - if you have any] [other ideas, please mail them to me and I'll post this again with all] [the new entries in about two weeks. If this is succesful, I'll set up] [a WWW page for it. Enjoy this! ] YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING BABYLON 5 TOO MUCH WHEN... - your hairstyle matches Londo's. - your sexual fantasies include Delenn. - your color is hot pink. - you believe that in a past life you were a member of the Grey Council. - you can't shake the feeling that B4 is DS9. - the only ancient history you know is Babylon's. - you pretend to blackmail Londo. - there is a hole in your mind. - you think vulcans are members of the Psi Corps. - you wonder who would win a fight between a minbari and a vulcan. - your .newsrc is exactly "rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5: 1-3406". - you keep saying "data crystal" instead of "diskette". - you finger sinclair@b5.mil.ea and wonder why doesn't it work. - ... then you conclude it must be a problem with the nameserver. - someone uses insecticide, you shout "Do you wanna kill N'grath? Are you mad?". - ... then you don't understand why everyone stares at you. - you try to watch Mutai fights on ESPN. - ... you actually call them to complain about it. - you want to brain wipe someone you really hate. - you think Darth Vader is a vorlon. - you think Chekov was really Bester doing an undercover spying mission. - you want to become monk of the Third Fain of Chudomo. - you believe the Grim Reaper is a soul hunter. - you wonder what did Captain Kirk do during the Earth/Minbari war. - you wanna know if there are any xenobiology courses in med school. - you ask politics experts wether Al Gore has got the flu already. - you are upset because CNN doesn't report anything about Ragesh 3. - you wonder what's wrong when you calculate your age as >300. - your biggest worry is narn expansionism. - you fart, and that makes you think of vorlons. - you keep on thinking what went wrong in the Battle of the Line. - your first son has just been born, and you can't think of any names other than Londo, Lennier and Kosh. - you pretend to spend some vacations on Mars. - your dreams include something scary about flutes made up of bones. And the most important of all is: - you worship JMS. -- MIGUEL FARAH * GCS/O -d+ H s++:+>s++: !g p2+ au- mfarah@ing.puc.cl * a24 w v++ C++ UL+>++++ P+ L>L++ mfarah@lascar.puc.cl (mail only) * 3- E--- N+++ K+++ W--(+) M- V-- http://torvalds.ing.puc.cl/~mfarah * po+ Y+ t++@ 5+ !j R G? tv b+ D++ #include * B- e+* u+ h! f+ r-- n---(+) y? -----------------------------------+---------------------------------- "Trust me - I know what I'm doing." - Sledge Hammer